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[lilbuddha]

I'm doing a DIY themed father's day card for my fiance's dad, who is absolutely useless at DIY. I need a witty poem/greeting for the insert but I'm useless with these things so any help would be gratefully appreciated
xx

[BusyBee]

Sorry I can't help. I'm not a poet either. About the only humorous verse I ever use is one I found in a paper somewhere "Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live." Not much connection with DIY though.

[lilbuddha]

Thanks; I got a funny one off Weasel: "In diy, as in life, I have discovered that there is nothing that can't be solved without a hammer and a pack of 5" nails"